Bubba says my van needs a new transmission, but he can't fix it. Bubba's brother, Boyce says I need a new retaining wall at the rear of the house, but he doesn't know how to do it. Bubba and Boyce's cousin, Bob says, I need 'Thompson's Sealant' on the wooden gazebo, but their schedule is super-tight. Maybe they can start by next, um, May? Obviously, 'Bubba, Boyce & Bob Company' won't be getting any business from me.
However, a lady at the grocery store gave me a card to call her handyman. I checked his web site video, and I'm on the schedule now!!